Comedy Tour Ahead?

So lets go back in time for a minute. You and your friends are all gathered together to play a little game of Cops and Robbers. You wanna be the cop right? You get to shoot bad guys, get the girl and you win. So you catch up with the bad guy and you point you pistol at his chest. BAM. He's dead you win. That's where children started to get angry. Apparently this kid is from the matrix and can tell whether or not you hit him. You fire again and tell him to cough up the cash. Not only can this kid tell you if you hit him or not, he can dodge bullets too. At first you thought you were playing cops and robbers, but this turns into a game of "I'm gonna take the money and you can't do shit about it."
One time when I was little and driving with my parents through down town Salt Lake City, I saw two people having sex in the park. That is all.
So Matt Pellegrini did not like the last story on the comedy tour. Hey man did you ever think for a second that I get a little tired of talking about WABs like yourself? Did it ever cross your WAB little brain that I have a life and therefore, am not a WAB? Here's something for you. Did you ever notice that when someone scares you or you scare yourself, that you take not only one deep breath in but sometimes two? Yes. An example of this "look of terror" people get on their faces, is bouncing on a trampoline. You hit on the wrong angle and get shot backwards losing all control. Instantly, you get the look of terror and are so scared, that you breath in twice to try and calm yourself. No one knows what the second breath is for but it is there and you feel as if you have just pooped in your drawwwwwwwwws mayyyyyn.

WAB of the Day

Some fool at Wal Mart grabbed my mom, took her off to the side and started shouting at her about one of her hilarious articles. Must have been the one about tattoos. This guy is saying, "You tough now that you're not writing and you can see me face to face!"
My mom was obviously terrified, but that's not the point. The point is this WABly fool needs to get over himself and he is just making true the jokes my mom started about WABS like him.

I was watching television today and was scanning through the channels and was thinking to myself, hey, there are some pretty WAB shows on nowadays. So i went to Boomerang to watch some older cartoons to try and escape today's Waberiessss. Ah yes! Looney Tunes was on and Elmer Fudd was trying to catch and kill Bugs Bunny. I stopped and watched. The first thing I heard out of Elmer Fudd's mouth was, "SHHHHH. I'm hunting WABbits." Can I ever escape WABs?

I was driving to Las Vegas today to do some school shopping when all of the sudden in the lane heading North, a semi had crashed and the cargo hold had blocked that entire side of the free way. I quickly took a snap shot and kept my thoughts to myself. Quite hilariouuss was this sight. "WABS"

WAB Central

Friends I am sorry to say that, I live in WAB Central. Cedar City, Utah is probably the most pathetic excuse for a town that I have seen with my eye balls. This morning I got out of bed as usual, and thought about nuking the place, as I do every morning. I went to get in the shower, and slipped onto the floor, hurting my already injured body. I would like to say that there were blood and guts on the floor, but all I can say for now is that I was tired and kind of a Pussy about it.

Friends, when will the WABery end? When will people know that hey, it's not cool to wear tap out shirts and racing ish. I mean the things some people do disgust me. Last year after the superbowl, I could hang fifty men with all of the Steelers jerseys i saw (no offense to Adam Talan) I am beginning to think that WAB Central can only go down hill after I saw eight Drew Breesssssss jerseys at school today. CURSE THE AINTS AND MAY THEY ALWAYS BE AINTS!

Past WABERIES

WABRADOR- wabs best friend.
Calling for a WAB- a way to get around NYC.
Death WAB for Cutie- wabs favorite band.
WABBA WOCKYS- a wabs favorite dance crew
Dexter's Wabratory- wab cartoon
Wab response when buying anything: Put it on my WAB.
Another WAB band- Ozzy Osbourne and Black Wabbath
Where WABS go for drug problems- rewab
WAB meal- Wab legs with some butter
WABly game- Cops and Wabbers
Magic Trick- Pulling Wabbits

WABERY of the Day

Where does a WAB go if he has a flat tire?

Les ShWAB

What is a WAB

A WAB is anyone that is being a complete ass, making a fool out of themselves, doing something to annoy you, or simply a person or thing that can be made into a funny pun using the word WAB.

The Very First Wab

The very first WAB in my mind, which is the only WABly mind out there, would have to be Lucifer the Devil. He is the father of WABery. He makes my stomach sick and breeds WABS with his whispers of gayer things. Whack Ass Bitch.