Comedy Tour Ahead?

So lets go back in time for a minute. You and your friends are all gathered together to play a little game of Cops and Robbers. You wanna be the cop right? You get to shoot bad guys, get the girl and you win. So you catch up with the bad guy and you point you pistol at his chest. BAM. He's dead you win. That's where children started to get angry. Apparently this kid is from the matrix and can tell whether or not you hit him. You fire again and tell him to cough up the cash. Not only can this kid tell you if you hit him or not, he can dodge bullets too. At first you thought you were playing cops and robbers, but this turns into a game of "I'm gonna take the money and you can't do shit about it."
One time when I was little and driving with my parents through down town Salt Lake City, I saw two people having sex in the park. That is all.
So Matt Pellegrini did not like the last story on the comedy tour. Hey man did you ever think for a second that I get a little tired of talking about WABs like yourself? Did it ever cross your WAB little brain that I have a life and therefore, am not a WAB? Here's something for you. Did you ever notice that when someone scares you or you scare yourself, that you take not only one deep breath in but sometimes two? Yes. An example of this "look of terror" people get on their faces, is bouncing on a trampoline. You hit on the wrong angle and get shot backwards losing all control. Instantly, you get the look of terror and are so scared, that you breath in twice to try and calm yourself. No one knows what the second breath is for but it is there and you feel as if you have just pooped in your drawwwwwwwwws mayyyyyn.